DirtHANK's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 78 (From 9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,570 Points

1000 Nerds

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/295 points)

Hello Nerd 5 Points

Start The Game

Oof 5 Points

Get Defeated by a Nerd

Wishlist Dead Estate 10 Points

Defeat Jack

Time For a Drink 25 Points

Defeat Luis

Friday 50 Points

Defeat ninjamuffin99

Unforgivable 100 Points

Defeat Tom Fulp

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

Medals Earned: 3/76 (15/1,200 points)

Chicken Molester 5 Points

Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.

Slime Cat 5 Points

Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.

Start the Game Already 5 Points

Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.

300 Damage 5 Points

Deal 300 damage with a single hit.

3K Damage 5 Points

Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit

Art Appreciator 5 Points

Check out some of the art galleries.

Burn Baby Burn 5 Points

Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.

First Blood 5 Points

Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.

First Casualty 5 Points

Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.

Kamikaze 5 Points

Kill yourself with a spell or summon.

Keys Unlock Stuff 5 Points

Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.

Lava Burns 5 Points

Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.

Limits Were Broken 5 Points

Use an awesome limit break for the first time.

Lunchtime 5 Points

Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.

Marathon Runner 5 Points

Take 10,000 steps. Fun.

Mega Resistance 5 Points

Absorb some elemental damage.

Millionaire 5 Points

Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.

New Skill Found 5 Points

Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.

New Skill Learnt 5 Points

Learn the first of many new skills.

Overkill 5 Points

Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.

Overpriced Snacks 5 Points

Destroy the economy by buying rare food.

Panty Thief 5 Points

Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.

Permanent Stat Boost 5 Points

Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.

Pervert 5 Points

Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.

Power On 5 Points

Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.

Slimy Situation 5 Points

Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.

Step Over the Dead 5 Points

Clear away a player's rotting corpse.

Taste Pain 5 Points

Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.

Unknown Power Level 5 Points

Find an unscannable secret foe.

Used Cut 5 Points

Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.

Used Flash 5 Points

Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.

Used Rock Smash 5 Points

Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.

Used Strength 5 Points

Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.

Used... Ladder? 5 Points

Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.

Water Conducts 5 Points

Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).

Winter is Coming 5 Points

Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.

300K Damage 10 Points

Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.

30K Damage 10 Points

Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.

Best Customer 10 Points

Completely buy-out an equipment shop.

Death Penalty 10 Points

Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.

Extinction Event 10 Points

Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.

Extra Lives 10 Points

Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.

Invaders from Space 10 Points

Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.

Level 10 10 Points

Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.

Level 20 10 Points

Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.

Level 30 10 Points

Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.

Level 40 10 Points

Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.

Monster Hunter 10 Points

Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.

NPC Helper 10 Points

Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.

NPC Servant 10 Points

Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.

NPC Slave 10 Points

Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.

Power of Courage 10 Points

Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.

Zoology Student 10 Points

Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.

Ancient Civilization 25 Points

Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.

Blacksmith 25 Points

Fully upgrade any item of equipment.

Deforestation Problem 25 Points

Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.

Digging Too Deep 25 Points

Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.

Electrical Engineer 25 Points

Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.

Extreme Gardener 25 Points

Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.

I See Dead People 25 Points

Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.

Keen Eye 25 Points

Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.

Leet Hacker 25 Points

Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.

Lost Ruins 25 Points

Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.

Lumberjack 25 Points

Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.

Plants Eat You 25 Points

Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.

Realm of Robots 25 Points

Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.

Rock Miner 25 Points

Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.

Slime Cat King 25 Points

Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.

The Gang's All Here 25 Points

Find all of your missing party members.

3M Damage 50 Points

Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!

Beastmaster 50 Points

Unlock all summon creatures.

Equipment Collector 50 Points

Collect 145 pieces of equipment.

Treasure Hunter 50 Points

Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.

Zoology Expert 50 Points

Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.

Cat Person 100 Points

Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.

The World is Saved 100 Points

Beat the game and save the world.

Epic Battle Fantasy 5

Medals Earned: 39/83 (760/1,700 points)

10K Damage 5 Points

Deal over 9,999 damage with an attack - a bit of levelling up should do the trick.

Art Connoisseur 5 Points

View a fine piece of framed artwork.

Back Attack 5 Points

What? Not even backup players are safe from taking damage?!

Berzerker's Rage 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Berserk status, and go mad with power.

Bonus Skills 5 Points

Adjust your default abilities to something more unique, and show off the real you.

Confusion 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Confused status, and lose control of your own body.

Cooling Off 5 Points

And now, we wait. Quite a while, too.

Fog of War 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Shroud status, and succumb to the pain of missing information.

Give 100% 5 Points

Buff yourself to the max. Some equips will help out with this... but the foes may beat you to it.

Limits Broken 5 Points

Use a limit break - and if you're reading this in advance - remember to set up a combo first!

Mercy 5 Points

Let a surrendered foe go free. Sometimes it feels good to be good.

No Mercy 5 Points

Execute a surrendered foe in cold blood. You get EXP either way, so it really is senseless violence.

RIP in Peace 5 Points

Honour the dead by shuffling away their corpses and bringing in reinforcements.

Second Chance 5 Points

Don't die when you have been killed - the Morale and Auto-Revive statuses can get you out of trouble!

Slave Trader 5 Points

Enslave a beast, later to be forced into combat against its will.

Sometimes Invincible 5 Points

Have fun with the Enchanted and Invisible status effects. They may or may not be useful.

Uncontrollable Hunger 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Hungry status, and pig out on whatever you can find.

-□□□ .¬ 10 Points

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1M Damage 10 Points

Deal over 999,999 damage with an attack - you'll need to setup a serious combo for this one!

Beast Tamer 10 Points

Tame a strong monster as you work your way up the food chain.

Cat Person 10 Points

Intimidate NoLegs into surrendering, rather than beating him to a pulp.

Child Minder 10 Points

Force an exhausted Anna to surrender, rather than having to knock out a child.

Dim Depths 10 Points

The plot thickens as buried secrets are uncovered.

Not Pok*mon 10 Points

Equip more than 6 summons, but no more than 18, as that would be simply unfair.

Seduction 10 Points

Exploit Lance's weakness to make him surrender, but only during his 3rd and final appearance.

What Game? 10 Points

Paint the loading screen with the ooze of 100 dead slimes.

Where's Satan? 10 Points

Discover the demon hiding in plain sight.

Burning Soul 25 Points

Defeat the 3-headed Blaze Hydra on Epic difficulty.

Golden God 25 Points

Defeat Chibi Knight's ultimate form on Epic difficulty.

Over the Wall 25 Points

Enter the fascists' fortress with a dangerous mission in mind.

Party Hard 25 Points

A bunch of poorly drawn cartoon characters get together and smash things.

Secret World 25 Points

Use the three Spiritual Stones to open the... Door of Time?

Squishy 25 Points

Click on something squishy a few times. There's several ways of getting this one...

Triple Death 25 Points

Defeat the 3-headed Zombie Hydra on Epic difficulty.

Bash the Fash 50 Points

Defeat Lance and Neon Valkyrie on Epic difficulty.

River Rapids 50 Points

Sail towards unknown lands on a dinky raft that's totally sea-worthy.

Determination 100 Points

Defeat Snowflake on Epic difficulty.

Ultimate Hero 100 Points

Defeat the final boss on Epic difficulty.

World Saved? 100 Points

Defeat the final boss and finish the main story.

100K Damage 5 Points

Deal over 99,999 damage with an attack - remember to exploit buffs, weaknesses, and statuses!

1K Damage 5 Points

Deal over 999 damage with an attack - just smack an enemy hard.

Conductive Status 5 Points

Exploit a status effect that increases elemental damage.

Disarmed 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Disable status, and have some of your skills become unusable for a few turns.

Family Roots 5 Points

Remember what you came from, and keep visiting your family even when you're famous.

Freebie 5 Points

Watch your enemies be killed by their own environment, or by each other.

Instant Knowledge 5 Points

Learn a completely new skill through sheer willpower alone - no practice involved.

Owned 5 Points

Sometimes the enemies don't even have to do anything.

Roid Rage 5 Points

Get a taste of performance-enhancing steroids, like bacon or bread.

Secret Farm 5 Points

Help a wizard grow totally legal herbs in a barn.

Secret Soundboard 5 Points

Find the secret soundboard, just as the name of this achievement suggests.

Unusual Torture 5 Points

Melt down a captured foe and use it as a crafting material. The foe's consent is not required.

Book Worm 10 Points

Read every book in the library - not just for this achievement, but to actually learn!

Code Breaker 10 Points

Discover one of several secret codes.

Eagle Eye 10 Points

Find 100 secret treasures - and remember, not all of them shine!

EXP Pipeline 10 Points

Cut down over 1,337 innocent foes, for those sweet battle rewards.

Generic Holiday 10 Points

Complete a rare holiday quest. (There's totally no way to cheat the system...)

Helping Hand 10 Points

Complete 10 quests for NPCs, and experience the joy of helping others.

Like a Bird 10 Points

Find 50 secret treasures - keep an eye out for hidden shiny things!

Nice Guy 10 Points

Flirt with Natalie to calm her down, avoiding the unsightly beating up of a girl.

Public Servant 10 Points

Complete 20 quests for NPCs, hoping they'll ignore all of the damage you've done.

Unlimited Blade Works 10 Points

Collect 150 different items of equipment. You don't even need all of that.

Upgrade Complete 10 Points

Fully upgrade a weapon - this is the best use of your cash!

Video Games 10 Points

Talk to every type of games console. They won't talk back.

Wandering Out 10 Points

Begin your adventure by wandering away from home and into the jungle.

10M Damage 25 Points

Deal over 9,999,999 damage with an attack - this is actually possible at around level 35!

Boss's Boss 25 Points

Imprison your boss in a shipping container, for later use.

Cartographer 25 Points

Fill in the entire world map - which doesn't include secret underground areas.

Firewood 25 Points

Defeat Anna and the Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.

None Are Safe 25 Points

Capture 50 different foes. No living creature can escape the completionist's snare.

Nuclear Holocaust 25 Points

Destroy the world several times over by trying out every single Limit Break attack.

Pop Eye 25 Points

Defeat Jotun on Epic difficulty.

Quest Cuck 25 Points

Complete 30 quests for NPCs, as apparently they can't do anything for themselves.

Slip 'n' Slide 25 Points

Get familiar with some annoying puzzle mechanics.

Swamped 25 Points

I have a feeling these woods might actually be haunted.

Treasure Hunter 25 Points

Open 200 treasure chests. That's a lot, but also just the beginning.

X-Ray Goggles 25 Points

Scan 125 different foes. (Captured foes count as scanned!)

Alien Landscape 50 Points

Look upon the remains of a devastated landscape.

Arctic Expedition 50 Points

Unpreparedness won't stop this adventure.

Chest Grabber 50 Points

Open 400 treasure chests. You should be in jail by now.

Forgotten Myths 50 Points

Defeat Poseidon on Epic difficulty.

The Cat King 50 Points

Defeat Laurelin on Epic difficulty.

None Are Free 100 Points

Capture 100 different foes. Leave no free animals to graze the fields - all bow before their master.

Reformat 100 Points

Even if you delete me, I'll be with you forever...

Madness Accelerant

Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)

Face Off 10 Points

Let out all your aggression.

A WINNER IS YOU 25 Points

Beat the game.

Pacifist 25 Points

Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.

True Face of Evil 25 Points

Reveal the true face of evil!

Madness Mode 50 Points

Defeat Madness Mode!

Madness Roulette

Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/90 points)

Welcome to Madness Roulette! 5 Points

Played the game for the first time

Beat a Bot 5 Points

Won a game of single player

Stylin' 5 Points

Customized your character

Beat a NGer 5 Points

Won a match against someone in online

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Season One Complete! 10 Points

Reached level 50

Relevant 10 Points

Played on Madness Day (9/22)

Madness: Project Nexus (Classic)

Medals Earned: 15/16 (380/480 points)

Mercy 5 Points

Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.

Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn 5 Points

[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.

Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty

Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty

Slaughter Rank: Bloodied 10 Points

[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Impaler 10 Points

[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.

Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty

Savior's Sword 25 Points

Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Psychopath 25 Points

[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood 25 Points

[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Wargod 25 Points

[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points

[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points

[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Do What Comes Natural 100 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points

[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)

Portal Defenders: Tower Defense

Medals Earned: 8/12 (145/280 points)

Curious 5 Points

Visit the creators' website

Mad Max 10 Points

Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level

Over 9000 50 Points

Purchase all permanent upgrades

Completionist 50 Points

5-star every level

Cannibal 5 Points

Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs

Weeaboo 10 Points

Beat Hanzou

Redemption 10 Points

Beat Jebus

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Remorse 5 Points

Sell a tower

How Bizarre 25 Points

Beat Bizarro Tom

Iron Man 100 Points

Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Stealing the Diamond

Medals Earned: 2/11 (100/435 points)

Epic Ending 50 Points

Win the epic way

Undetected Ending 50 Points

Win the undetected way

BUNP 5 Points

I TOLD you dog!

It's a Joke Guys 5 Points

I did it on purpose...

01100010 10 Points

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Like a D6 10 Points

Lose 6 points

Aggressive Ending 50 Points

Win the aggressive way

Failtastic 50 Points

Fail 55 times

Fail Champion 100 Points

Watch all 40 unique fails

Obscure Medal 100 Points

You know you want this medal

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Tankmen: Story of Sepia (PICO DAY VER.)

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/35 points)

thats pretty dank 5 Points

start the game.

take your tank kid 10 Points

you beat the game

pico day playa 10 Points

YOU PLAYED ON PICO DAY (system time set to 06/11/2022)

you have got to be joking 5 Points

you lost you silly child! try again

o mai gawd 5 Points

you visited s-zenmode's profile in-game (like a champ)

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